Valentine’s Day has us feeling a little unhinged – and looking at boats the way we probably shouldn’t. So, in the spirit of love, poor decisions, and sailing-induced personality projection, we asked the important question: if RS Sailing boats were people… would we date them? Red-flag rockets through to marriage-material all-rounders; here’s our completely scientific, definitely unbiased take on which RS boats get our hearts, which get friend-zoned, and which ones we should absolutely not text back.
💔 RS Aero
Hot, fast, minimal effort.
Would absolutely date. Might ruin our life but worth it.
💖 RS Tera
The school crush.
Sweet, innocent, and forever nostalgic. Adorable to look back on.
💘 RS Feva
Fun, loyal, always down for a good time.
Golden retriever energy. Immediate yes.
💖 2000
Reliable. Supportive.
Big “meets the parents” energy.
💖 RS21
Confident. Athletic. Turns heads when they walk in.
Would date and brag about it.
💔 RS CAT14
Holiday fling. Flirty, playful, and absolutely living in the moment. So much fun when it’s breezy, but disappears the second things get serious.
Would date on holiday. Would not move cities for them.
💘 RS100
Demands commitment, rewards effort.
Would date – but only once we’re emotionally stable, physically fit, and ready to be challenged.
💘 RS200
First real love. Fast, a little chaotic, and everything feels intense.
Might switch crews, might break our heart, but we’ll never forget them.
💘 RS300
Quietly intense. Our experimental era.
Doesn’t say much, but when it does, we feel it. A bit niche, deeply rewarding.
💘 RS500
High performance, a bit spicy, keeps us on our toes.
Would date but only if communication is strong.
💔 RS600
Fast. Wild. Zero chill.
An absolute thrill for a moment… but emotionally unavailable and slightly terrifying.
We’d survive the experience, but we wouldn’t plan a future together.
💘 RS700
Chaotic. Demanding. Addictive.
I can fix them (I can’t).
💔 RS800
Impressive. Intimidating. Out of our league.
Would admire from afar.
💔 RS Neo
Nice. Sensible. Too sensible.
We’d be better as friends.
Calm, inclusive, makes everyone feel welcome.
Would date and feel emotionally safe.
Good company. The one who suggests a sail and brings the blanket, the snacks, and the thermos. Effortlessly wholesome, never in a rush, happiest when everyone’s included and relaxed.
Would absolutely date. Would absolutely grow old with them.
💖 RS400
Marriage material, no hesitation.
Stable, dependable, and there for us through the highs, the lows, and everything in between.
